As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
Seriously my favorite part of being in a relationship omg it’s great lol
I always find it really interesting when you talk to someone online and you get really close to them or you become friends or whatever and you start making plans about what all you’re going to do when you finally meet in person, but in reality you’ll probably never meet the person because distance is a bitch and Australia is on the other side of the world like damn son get your mind straight!
reblog my selfies to make ur blog perfect
I’m still looking for proof you love me."
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
this is so important and i needed to hear it
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs